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Previously on Vanderpump Rules.

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You think Lisa is seriously going to
hire the girl you're dating? Yeah, 100%.

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Nice to meet you. I'm Brittany.

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Have you got a resume? I do not have a
resume with me, no.

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You are the most beautiful girl I've
ever laid eyes on.

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We didn't have sex, Kristen. I know that
100 % of my life. I'm 100 % sure I made

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out with her.

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Trey got drunk out with his friends, and
he hasn't been home since.

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She's been, like, drinking a lot. I'd
like to talk to him and see what's going

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on, you know? The mixing of pills with
alcohol is just a double depressant. He

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was taking five a day, and I had
absolutely no idea.

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I feel like I've been cheated on. Is he
the man that...

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You thought it was.

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I brought a bunch of, like, dresses and,
like, solid color things.

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I just want it to be, like, mostly about
the hair and accessory, you know?

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Really simple hairstyles that anyone can
do, obviously, but using stuff like

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bobby pins, not just to pin your hair
back, but, like, creating, like, little

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designs throughout your hair. The head
chains are kind of a cool way to

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accessorize, too.

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I know, like, a lot of people wear them
for, like, festivals and stuff, but

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they're totally good for a night out.
Yeah.

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Pucker and Pout is a blog that I started
about a year and a half ago.

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That really focuses on beauty, hair,
tutorials, DIY.

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Do what I've been doing every day, but
share it with the world.

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Any, like, non -smiling, looking away,
all about the hair and less about the

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expression on my face would be great,
because I'm not, like, in the chipperest

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mood to take a photo, so... Shay and I
have never gone more than a few hours

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without exchanging a text message or a
FaceTime or a phone call. The fact that

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it's now been several days...

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It's just weighing so heavy on my heart.

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Should we have a quarter model with us
today?

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I don't want to toot my own horn, but
you guys know I did graduate from the

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Sandoval School of Modeling, so if you
need a few pointers, I could lend my

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expertise. How was work last night?

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I left early.

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Oh.

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I'm going to sit down with Lisa. I'm
telling her all the amazing things going

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in my life right now.

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What did you say?

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He had had a pill problem last year, and
I thought, right when we got that under

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control, then his drinking gets worse. I
just found out about all this. This is

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all new to me. You sort of have, like,
this idea, this stereotype of what an

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addict should look like, you know?

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And then you see someone like Shay, who
is happy -go -lucky, he's lovable, and,

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you know, it's just shocking.

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Yeah. I feel like I should reach out to
him.

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I really don't want to cry off all this
makeup I just put on.

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Breathe, breathe, breathe.

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You look really good. I need to take
pictures of your gorgeous face.

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Lisa told me to breathe through my nose.
Yeah, just breathe, and it's like one

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day at a time, honestly.

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Hey, this is Jennifer.

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How are you? Nice to meet you.

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Hi.

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Oh, I love that.

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You look like a goddess right now.
Thanks.

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I wish I felt like one.

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I really want to be here for Katie. I
want to make, you know, these pictures

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look amazing.

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So Game of Thrones inspired. I love it.

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But all I can think about right now is
my marriage is falling apart. How can I

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smile?

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I think it's good.

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Sorry I'm not in my normal perky puppy
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Hey. What's up? What's going on, kiddo?

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Working. How are you liking this place
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It's a tough crowd over here.

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Yeah? Yeah.

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Lala, she's young, she's blonde, she's
pretty. She's hard not to look at,

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really. Any males in the equation?

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Like... Are you dating?

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No. No? Mm -mm. You know, I got
Brittany, you know, but we're not

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you know. I've got a little bit of
feelers out there. I've got to see

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biting. And you're Mormon, right?

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Did someone tell me that? Or you come
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from Utah.

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I heard this little rumor about Mormons.

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This isn't appropriate, I'm sorry, but a
lot of girls, they don't have sex

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before marriage. Right. Or they try to
save themselves, but they're really into

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anal.

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Is that true?

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Yeah. Are you serious? Anal, and they
get killer blowjobs.

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Mormons are champ, man.

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That's why I'm not a Mormon.

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I do not want to have anal or give
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A lot of work.

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I need to move to Utah.

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No, don't be doing that.

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I'll be your Utah chick.

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Well, that's interesting. Do you know
the things that I get into?

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Okay, what are you doing? What are you
actually doing here? I'm making sure

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she's doing all right. Are you working
tonight?

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I'm working right now and tonight, yeah.

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They get back behind the bar and ignore
90 % of what he says.

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Actually, no, I'm wrong. 95 % What

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are you doing?

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What are you doing? Flirting with Lala?

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Every girl needs a little jacks in her
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I'm sure there's a little jacks to give
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Out of all the girls in Hollywood, he
has to choose my new hostess.

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Don't poo in your own backyard.

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You're here to work. Do that in your own
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Aren't you in love with Miss Lingerie?
Brittany.

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Do you think Lisa liked me?

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Yeah, I really do. I really think she
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Okay, good.

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Yeah, yeah. Yeah, she's coming to town.
And I really, she really needs... She's

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coming back? Yeah, she's coming back
tomorrow.

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That being said, she really needs a job.
She's a really hard worker. She's a

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great bartender. She's a good girl. She
hasn't even been... through your night

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-to -day trial period? How do I know
she's going to last with you? Let's be

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honest, right?

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This girl is going to give up her life
and move to L .A., and it's all going to

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depend on Mr.

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Jax Taylor.

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You know, he's had three noses in one
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Jax doesn't understand the word
commitment.

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She just needs something, and I'm just
trying to help her to get something.

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hard to get a job here. I actually do
really like her. I think she's a nice

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girl, so let's see. Okay.

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Okay, now can you get me a drink?

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What do you want to drink? A good
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Uh -oh.

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What's up, guys?

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As much as I hate him and I want to kill
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really all that bad because he's always
going to do something crazy.

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Are we going to be good tonight?

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No. No. All right. I didn't think so.
Don't be bored. I just turned it up,

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He is me at that age. You know, I was
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drinking all the time.

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It was me recently.

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What can I get for you? Something to
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Yeah, we're going to do peanut sauce.
He's going to get his beer. Perfect.

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That's how we do in Florida. Let me ask
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about you being here right now? She's
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Yeah. Why wouldn't she be?

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All right, all right. To be honest, I
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she feels a little bit uncomfortable.

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You guys have broken up and gotten
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month. Oh, my God.

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No, not 20, eight. I think eight.

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That's a lot. I know.

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Things have just come to a point where
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out the worst in each other. We just
fight and fight and fight and fight and

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fight until we find something new to
fight about. We're actually going to

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therapy tomorrow.

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It's kind of a young relationship to be
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It's really just a better opportunity.

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Like a referee?

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I was with Kristen for years.

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I'm very well aware how crazy and
delusional she is. Is that therapist?

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is going to need a therapist when
they're done.

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By the way, me and you are going to head
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doing some work for her sangria line.

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Obviously, you know, her sangria is
doing well. And I would like to just go

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there and, like, place it in different
bars, different restaurants, whatever.

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Dude, that's awesome.

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Yeah, dude. Hell yeah.

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As much as I love doing print jobs, I
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just a little bit. And you know what it
means? I'm at a point where we realize

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even Peter Pan grows up.

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So let's start looking at some other
career possibilities.

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Obviously, I know a lot about the bar
business, being in it for so many years.

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I've never really had an actual sales
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those cocktails at Sir, and I sell them
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Woo! More shots?

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I'm sorry, I'm getting drunk a little
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Me too, I'm getting drunk too. Uh -oh.

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What do you guys think of Lala?

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Lala's like that pretty hot girl that
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she's a slut, but really, she's a huge
slut.

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James is obviously space.

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I'm a little tipsy, guys.

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His face turns red, his arms are
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He also dominates every conversation.

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I was on tour the other day, and I was
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And your personal space drops down to
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You know what I mean, bro?

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Coming up. Like, zero to 4 ,000. I feel
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yeah.

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James?

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You gonna wake up?

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Oh, God.

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What are you doing?

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Uh, making breakfast.

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I don't want breakfast, Kristen. I don't
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breakfast?

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Fine.

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So you want to tell me kind of, I don't
know, what happened last night? Why did

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you get so hammered?

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I don't know, Kristen, because the shots
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And now how do you feel about that?

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To be honest, I don't know, Kristen.
I've got a little bit of a hangover.

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What are you doing today, Kristen?

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What am I doing today?

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Yeah. We have couples therapy. This is
Kristen's little way of saying, hey,

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James, don't go having any fun today
because there's a big storm coming your

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way. I've honestly been awake for 38
seconds and this is already the worst

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of my life.

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Hello? Hi, James.

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Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.

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Good to meet you.

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I've been going to therapy on my own for
about nine months, and it has done

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volumes for me.

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Deep breath.

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Here we are.

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I'm pretty upset with him right now.

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What are you upset about, Kristen?

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I'm really uncomfortable because you're
so tipsy. Get over it, Kristen. Went out

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with the boys and I got fucking drunk.
Okay? Get over it.

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What's the issue? It's not like I'm a
f***ing loser sitting in a den getting

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drunk every night and f***ing up. You
drink a bottle of wine a day, okay?

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Slightly. Yeah, great.

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Excuse?

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Um, for acting like a f***ing ass?

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Like, if I did half the s*** that you do
to me, you would, like, your head would

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explode.

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You can cheat on me with your sorry
dick.

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Jenna and I have been friends for a
really long time. We're friends, I would

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say. Kristen, everybody gets a knife and
we just carve.

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You really want to give me a knife?

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And when I started dating James,
apparently Jenna had a thing for him and

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cheated on me with her.

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It sounds like there's some unhealthy
things happening.

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And for me, it's like, how do we stop
the retaliating on both of your sides?

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I mean, it's going to destroy the
relationship, and if you don't want to

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that, you guys have to stop.

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I guess. I just feel like she's hurt me
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when we're fighting, you know? I feel
like there's a lot of things that I

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haven't quite gotten over.

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Like? Just, like, people she's had sex
with.

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Be specific. Who?

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Jax, Tom.

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Tom and Jax both affect you a lot.

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I don't know. It's just uncomfortable.

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Like, you know, it makes me feel
uncomfortable.

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I literally put effort into telling you
how proud I am of you, how talented you

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are, how gorgeous you are, how smart you
are.

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She seems to think she's, like,
parenting me sometimes and, like, has to

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like, worried about me and take care of
me all that crap. I don't feel like

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that's necessary. But my biggest issue
is, like, the lack of responsibility for

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anything that he does.

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But are you guys... Where do you pull
this shit out of your ass? I'm sorry.

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You're delusional.

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That's why. Again, it's name -calling.
We don't need to... There's a way to

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like, I feel like I can't... I feel like
you're delusional. Or I feel like you

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mischaracterized me.

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Completely mischaracterized me.
Completely.

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That's up in the head, Krista.

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It's up.

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It's like, you fucking bitch. Like, why
would you do that? It's ridiculous. But

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that language is not respectful.

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No, she's not respectful.

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But that language isn't respectful.

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The question is, are you guys willing to
work this stuff out, or do you just

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want to keep hurting each other and
being angry? I feel like I'm trying so

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We need to figure out how you guys can
actually repair the things that

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I guess what I'm questioning, and I hate
saying this, but I'm questioning if

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that's even possible.

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What we're doing right now isn't
working.

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The growth that I want to see in James
is not coming fast enough.

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This is obviously not helping at all.

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You guys look amazing.

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Thank you. Are you trying to upstage us
or what's up?

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Always. I'm always trying to upstage
you.

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Good evening, everyone.

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My name's Gary. I'll be taking care of
you. Hey, Gary. How are you?

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I'm going to have a bramble. I'm going
to do what you're doing. Excellent

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choice. Beautiful.

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I'll be right up. Everybody, we got
happy?

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We're good on happy?

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Yeah. Happy drinks.

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Now that I heard that you guys are
officially boyfriend and girlfriend,

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congratulations, by the way.

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I've been dating Sarah since Sheena's
birthday party.

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This is Sarah.

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It's actually a relief to me.

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After all these years, I actually bring
a girl around because for the longest

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time, I was always flying solo.

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Jack, for instance, he has a different
girl every week, but I'm not going to

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bring around a girl unless I know it's
going to be a little serious.

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Peter and I have something to tell you
guys. Oh, my God. You guys are getting

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married. Hi -ya.

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I think I'm going to be getting some
training soon.

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That's as far as that department goes.

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What do you mean?

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I have a four -year -old.

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We've never met a real grown -up with
responsibilities.

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Listen, I love kids.

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I love them. I want to have one.

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But, you know, in the distant, distant,
far -off future.

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What's that?

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I can't barely make it out. I think it's
a kid, but it's so far away.

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Can't really tell. Could be a dog.

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What do you guys think about, like,
marriage and kids?

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I've always thought of marriage as
something that was really far off, and

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because of Ariana, like, I... Dude, if
you... I could see... I would

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marry you. That's a good thing. Just
saying.

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Aw. You have to be with someone who's
worth it.

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I've never wanted to be married or have
kids.

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At five years old, I just... Knew it
wasn't for me.

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Ariana's squirming.

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I'm committed to Tom, but I don't see
marriage as, like, a goal.

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Ariana doesn't want that.

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There's this very subtle battle of wills
that me and Ariana have. Will we get

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married? Will we not? Like, I just have
to be so awesome that she can't help but

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want to marry me.

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Now it's great. Now it's your turn.

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He's got this one.

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What do you want me to say?

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Deadlines. I love deadlines. I love
ultimatums. I like pressure.

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All that.

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I love her so much. She's so amazing.

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I love Shorty. He's so cute. I'm like,
well, he's probably one of the most

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annoying people I've known in my life. I
can't stand him 90 % of the time. It's

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not a fair assessment.

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You know who was missing last night from
guys night?

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Who? Michael Shea.

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Michael Shea, dude.

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They're having some issues.

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You know, some big...

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He's staying at his parents' house.
They're not actually really talking

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now. He's been drinking a lot lately and
stuff.

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It's clear right now that you can tell
they're not communicating.

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The most important thing to do when you
are in a fight with your significant

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other is to talk to your significant
other about it.

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Sheena can be bossy, and she can be
domineering, and sometimes...

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Shay feels like he gets stepped on. It's
so crazy because the last time I really

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had a conversation with them, Sheena was
trying to figure out what names sound

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cute with Shay.

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I feel like they never caught up until
now.

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Both of them are really good at the
happy face.

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I think it's hard for both of them to
come to a friend and say things aren't

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necessarily awesome.

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Sometimes Sheena can make a big deal out
of little problems, but you very rarely

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hear about big problems from her. And I
feel like maybe this problem has become

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so big that...

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He's being forced to talk about it. And
when you're depressed and you drink, you

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get more depressed.

342
00:19:28,730 --> 00:19:31,490
Exactly. It's really hard to dig
yourself out of that.

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I understand, dude.

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He hasn't had steady money coming in.
And I know that feeling. I've been

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Shay is really having sort of man
problems right now.

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I mean, because he feels like he's not
providing enough monetarily, he doesn't

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feel as important.

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I've definitely gone through that
before.

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Sheena has a little bit of anger right
now from what I got from her towards

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Shay. It's just not fair, and so she
needs somebody to sort of step in and,

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like, come from the other side.

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They're having issues.

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We're all friends.

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We've all been there for each other.
Sheena's been there for me in so many

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Everyone here.

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Like, they need our help.

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Yeah.

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Coming up.

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There's a squad right there.

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I mean, it literally just pissed out its
ass.

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00:20:21,260 --> 00:20:23,520
I do that when I'm around Lisa too. I
know you do.

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00:20:50,890 --> 00:20:54,970
I know I don't have anything for
tonight. I'm completely booked up. Yeah,

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00:20:54,970 --> 00:20:56,670
could see if we have something.

364
00:20:58,350 --> 00:21:02,830
No, and I completely understand, but
tonight will absolutely not work at all.

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00:21:03,210 --> 00:21:04,590
All right, have a great night.

366
00:21:05,530 --> 00:21:06,530
Bye -bye.

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00:21:08,610 --> 00:21:09,610
Hi, mister.

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00:21:10,190 --> 00:21:11,049
Hi, darling.

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You're DJing tonight?

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00:21:12,590 --> 00:21:16,690
Yeah, Lisa. I was bussing, but Lisa got
me a... She got me a... She said, oh,

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yeah, if you want to do a little DJing
tonight, you can go ahead and do that. I

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was like...

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00:21:20,670 --> 00:21:21,509
Yeah, lovely.

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00:21:21,510 --> 00:21:23,290
You're much sexier as a DJ than a
buster.

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00:21:23,850 --> 00:21:25,230
Oh, yeah, you like that, don't you?
Yeah.

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I'll play some good stuff for you later.
I know, I love everything you play, so

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00:21:29,690 --> 00:21:31,130
I think we'll be good.

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00:21:31,430 --> 00:21:34,550
Don't you sing a little bit? I mean, for
such a gorgeous girl, I'm sure you've

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got, you know, a voice as an angel. I
sing a little bit.

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A little bit.

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00:21:37,770 --> 00:21:39,410
I bet I can make you sound gorgeous.

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00:21:39,890 --> 00:21:41,050
Did you have fun doing that, darling?

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00:21:41,270 --> 00:21:45,350
Yeah, I would love it. As much as I want
it to work out with Kristen and I, I

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00:21:45,350 --> 00:21:48,110
have to say I've got a bit of a
wandering eye and I have a little bit of

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00:21:48,110 --> 00:21:50,130
with this one. I don't need to spell it
out for you, do I?

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00:21:50,590 --> 00:21:51,590
You're so pretty, darling.

387
00:21:52,210 --> 00:21:53,210
Thank you.

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00:21:53,450 --> 00:21:55,070
You're making me blush. Am I?

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00:21:55,550 --> 00:21:56,550
Yeah.

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00:22:05,770 --> 00:22:08,370
Dude, how you feeling? You feeling good
about this? I'm feeling really good,

391
00:22:08,450 --> 00:22:09,449
man. Me too.

392
00:22:09,450 --> 00:22:11,170
Um, what are you thinking about wearing?

393
00:22:11,390 --> 00:22:14,150
I was thinking, you know, like, upscale
casual, like we're going on, like, a

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00:22:14,150 --> 00:22:15,270
Lexus audition, you know?

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00:22:15,470 --> 00:22:16,470
Young, professional.

396
00:22:16,590 --> 00:22:17,590
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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00:22:17,770 --> 00:22:18,930
Aspirational. Like a butt now.

398
00:22:19,330 --> 00:22:21,630
Yeah, yeah, like a butt, yeah. Okay,
cool, a butt now.

399
00:22:21,950 --> 00:22:25,390
One thing I know from auditioning is if
you want to get the part, you got to

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dress and look the part.

401
00:22:26,650 --> 00:22:27,690
All right, dude, come pick me up.

402
00:22:28,090 --> 00:22:29,090
I'll be looking sharp.

403
00:22:29,310 --> 00:22:32,870
Me and Tom are both excited about the
prospect that meets them at St. Green.

404
00:22:34,879 --> 00:22:38,860
So, I'm just trying to dress like a guy
that Lisa Vanderpump would be in

405
00:22:38,860 --> 00:22:39,860
business with.

406
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:41,400
Got that.

407
00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:49,760
Dude,

408
00:22:54,060 --> 00:22:56,480
I swear, this place gets bigger every
time I come here.

409
00:22:56,780 --> 00:22:59,920
I mean, it literally just pissed off its
ass.

410
00:23:00,350 --> 00:23:01,790
I do that when I'm around Lisa, too.

411
00:23:01,990 --> 00:23:05,110
I know you do. You better hold it
together today. I know. I got it. I got

412
00:23:05,470 --> 00:23:06,470
Let's be real.

413
00:23:06,590 --> 00:23:10,830
Anytime you're propositioning Lisa,
there's always going to be a little bit

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00:23:10,830 --> 00:23:11,830
nerves there.

415
00:23:12,070 --> 00:23:13,070
Hi. Hi.

416
00:23:13,310 --> 00:23:14,310
Here's to Lisa.

417
00:23:14,590 --> 00:23:17,250
Okay, can we come in? Yeah, it's good.
Should we take our shoes off?

418
00:23:17,650 --> 00:23:19,450
No. No, it's okay.

419
00:23:19,690 --> 00:23:23,650
But I'm more worried about sports than I
am myself, so I'm going to try to take

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00:23:23,650 --> 00:23:24,650
the lead on this one.

421
00:23:25,330 --> 00:23:27,790
Villa Rosa. I know. I want to house the
names.

422
00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:33,000
I want the moat with the swans in there
and seven dogs running around and when

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you walk into my house and you're just
sort of afraid to touch anything because

424
00:23:35,860 --> 00:23:36,860
it feels like a museum.

425
00:23:37,300 --> 00:23:38,299
I want that.

426
00:23:38,300 --> 00:23:41,820
It's like a peasant has been invited
into the castle.

427
00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:44,780
But I think this is going to go well,
man. We both have our strengths.

428
00:23:45,340 --> 00:23:46,279
Well, yeah.

429
00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:47,280
Hello, you guys.

430
00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:48,700
Oh, hey, Lisa.

431
00:23:48,900 --> 00:23:50,120
How long have you been standing there?

432
00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:53,920
There comes a time when some of my
employees, they won't spread their

433
00:23:54,550 --> 00:23:59,010
I'm not sure if they quite understand
what they're getting into exactly, but

434
00:23:59,010 --> 00:24:00,450
I'll see. I have an open mind.

435
00:24:00,730 --> 00:24:04,590
Before we get into business, though, I
did want to tell you what Sheena told us

436
00:24:04,590 --> 00:24:06,870
about Jay. We know pretty much
everything.

437
00:24:07,210 --> 00:24:07,549
You do?

438
00:24:07,550 --> 00:24:10,550
That you know, yeah. I know things have
been sort of building up with him, too,

439
00:24:10,590 --> 00:24:13,890
because, you know, Sheena right now is
kind of, like, paying for everything,

440
00:24:13,890 --> 00:24:16,110
he feels a bit, like... Emasculated.
Exactly.

441
00:24:16,550 --> 00:24:20,530
And I feel like Shea just needs a jump
start.

442
00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:27,480
I want to ask you if there's any
possibility we could give Shay a job at

443
00:24:27,860 --> 00:24:32,580
At Pump, away from, just hear me out for
a second. It's not going to help. Lisa,

444
00:24:33,360 --> 00:24:35,740
for one second. Why would I give him a
job?

445
00:24:35,940 --> 00:24:40,460
He needs to get clean and he needs to
get sober and he needs to get his shit

446
00:24:40,460 --> 00:24:43,320
together. Coming to work for me is not
going to help that.

447
00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:48,380
It touches me how kind they are when it
comes to Shay.

448
00:24:48,990 --> 00:24:53,790
But I don't think really the best
solution for Shay, if he's struggling

449
00:24:53,790 --> 00:24:56,750
addiction to alcohol, is to come and
work at my bar.

450
00:24:57,830 --> 00:25:00,130
Hi, darling. How are you doing? Hey,
guys. Hey, dude.

451
00:25:00,370 --> 00:25:02,350
Good to see you, man. It's been a long
time. Hi.

452
00:25:02,590 --> 00:25:03,590
You look gorgeous.

453
00:25:03,730 --> 00:25:05,370
I got to say, I like the shaved head.

454
00:25:05,570 --> 00:25:06,369
Thank you.

455
00:25:06,370 --> 00:25:07,950
Feels good. Kind of goes with anything.

456
00:25:08,170 --> 00:25:11,450
Yeah, you look good. I'm really digging
the shaved head. Appreciate it. I'm not

457
00:25:11,450 --> 00:25:15,890
brown -nosed in here, but Jason is very
handsome.

458
00:25:16,130 --> 00:25:17,370
Jason almost looks like...

459
00:25:17,770 --> 00:25:21,350
the model version of a successful
businessman you know except for that he

460
00:25:21,350 --> 00:25:26,370
actually is the successful businessman
me i'm still a model one of the reasons

461
00:25:26,370 --> 00:25:33,210
why we're here is because i think the
sangria is an amazing product and uh i

462
00:25:33,210 --> 00:25:38,450
like the fact that it's not too sweet
obviously you know a great name, Lisa

463
00:25:38,450 --> 00:25:39,450
Vanderpump Sangria.

464
00:25:39,730 --> 00:25:41,670
Schwartz, he did used to work in wine
and spirits.

465
00:25:41,910 --> 00:25:43,010
I don't know if you guys know that.

466
00:25:43,230 --> 00:25:46,310
That's what my background is in. I have
always planned on getting back into the

467
00:25:46,310 --> 00:25:49,110
wine and spirits business at some point.
Because I'm familiar with the industry.

468
00:25:49,250 --> 00:25:52,690
I know you are somewhat, too. I am,
actually, and I really feel like I could

469
00:25:52,690 --> 00:25:55,950
push a product in St. Louis and just get
right to the point. I go back to St.

470
00:25:56,090 --> 00:26:00,310
Louis almost four times a year, and I
know everybody.

471
00:26:00,630 --> 00:26:02,690
And if I don't know them, my friends
know them.

472
00:26:03,310 --> 00:26:05,070
You know, I have a reputation in St.
Louis.

473
00:26:05,390 --> 00:26:06,390
I'm a good time.

474
00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:07,680
I'm a straight shooter.

475
00:26:07,700 --> 00:26:10,900
And on top of that, I've just gotten to
know tons of people, and I feel like I

476
00:26:10,900 --> 00:26:14,280
can offer something in St. Louis right
off the bat.

477
00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:20,100
It's not just about getting the sangria
at the bar and at the restaurant.

478
00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:22,460
It's about getting it into people's
hands.

479
00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:28,260
When I'm out there in St. Louis, I would
order some of the LVP sangria, and

480
00:26:28,260 --> 00:26:31,160
they'd be like, oh, what's that? Of
course people would ask immediately,

481
00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:34,480
that? And I'm like, oh, this is old Lisa
Vanderpump sangria.

482
00:26:35,050 --> 00:26:39,190
Here, try it. And people start talking
about it. I know the kind of thing that

483
00:26:39,190 --> 00:26:42,070
you're thinking, but you have to
understand that if you're going to

484
00:26:42,070 --> 00:26:45,270
this, you need to broaden your horizons.
This can't just be like I'm going up to

485
00:26:45,270 --> 00:26:49,250
little clubs and pubs and bars in St.
Louis. I would want you to be thinking

486
00:26:49,250 --> 00:26:54,470
globally. I don't think that they quite
understood how big this brand has got.

487
00:26:54,770 --> 00:26:59,390
These two have been in God knows how
many cities in the last few months. Just

488
00:26:59,390 --> 00:27:00,390
got back from Rome.

489
00:27:01,250 --> 00:27:02,970
Miami, London, last week.

490
00:27:03,190 --> 00:27:04,190
Wow.

491
00:27:04,550 --> 00:27:09,110
Talking to Australia, it's in Turkey. We
have a meeting with a 3 ,000 -store

492
00:27:09,110 --> 00:27:13,150
chain in Australia. If that gets picked
up, the company goes from here to there.

493
00:27:13,630 --> 00:27:17,610
We get resumes submitted every day
because it's a big company and it's

494
00:27:17,610 --> 00:27:21,130
international now, but obviously we'd
rather go with people who are passionate

495
00:27:21,130 --> 00:27:22,130
about it and who know it.

496
00:27:23,050 --> 00:27:26,090
You better not be having mental
breakdowns and crying and leaving.

497
00:27:27,430 --> 00:27:29,270
What I would suggest is...

498
00:27:29,550 --> 00:27:35,010
Think about it and sort of put together
a little plan and bring it back to me.

499
00:27:35,210 --> 00:27:37,130
We do need some time to think about
that. Yeah.

500
00:27:37,790 --> 00:27:39,910
Thanks again for meeting us and stuff.

501
00:27:40,170 --> 00:27:41,830
Don't screw any of us around.

502
00:27:42,910 --> 00:27:43,910
Of course not.

503
00:27:44,250 --> 00:27:45,370
Thanks, guys. Awesome.

504
00:27:45,970 --> 00:27:49,690
We're not walking out of here with a six
-figure salary and 401Ks, sort of

505
00:27:49,690 --> 00:27:52,410
walking out with a homework assignment.
That's kind of lame, but I guess it's

506
00:27:52,410 --> 00:27:53,510
better than walking out with a no.

507
00:27:53,730 --> 00:27:55,570
All right, guys. Good to see you again.
All right, good to see you. Bye.

508
00:27:59,010 --> 00:28:01,690
Coming up. Why did you marry me? Why?

509
00:28:01,950 --> 00:28:03,910
Do you regret marrying me? Like, why?

510
00:28:28,540 --> 00:28:29,540
Make sure you drive it.

511
00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:30,880
How are you?

512
00:28:31,020 --> 00:28:31,739
I'm good.

513
00:28:31,740 --> 00:28:33,160
Hi. Hey, Mama.

514
00:28:34,060 --> 00:28:35,640
Hi. What's up, Mama? How are you?

515
00:28:36,220 --> 00:28:43,200
I haven't been here in a minute, so Shay
and I have talked,

516
00:28:43,220 --> 00:28:46,180
and we both decided more time apart is
not an option.

517
00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:49,680
I'm, like, looking at all these wedding
pictures, and it's just, like, it's

518
00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:52,360
depressing because it's like we were
that happy, and now we're not.

519
00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:57,700
So the only option is for him to come
home and fix it.

520
00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:00,460
Hey, guys. Hey, what's up, guys?

521
00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:02,559
Hey, dude.

522
00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:03,379
Hey, man.

523
00:29:03,380 --> 00:29:03,959
Don't know.

524
00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:04,960
Nice stripes.

525
00:29:05,140 --> 00:29:06,140
Thanks, man.

526
00:29:06,580 --> 00:29:07,580
Here we all are.

527
00:29:08,500 --> 00:29:12,720
I wanted you guys to be here because I
felt like having a buffer would make him

528
00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:17,420
more comfortable. He's more comfortable
talking in a group setting than one -on

529
00:29:17,420 --> 00:29:23,800
-one. It is very, very strange that
Sheena and Faye want us all here. But if

530
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:25,940
being here helps them...

531
00:29:26,750 --> 00:29:32,270
then, of course, we're glad to do it. At
the end of this, I just really hope he

532
00:29:32,270 --> 00:29:37,690
knows that he has a good support system
in L .A. He doesn't have to run home to

533
00:29:37,690 --> 00:29:42,630
mom and dad to escape this life. We're
married. There's no running away.

534
00:29:43,590 --> 00:29:44,610
What's up, man?

535
00:29:44,850 --> 00:29:45,850
Hey. Hey.

536
00:29:46,530 --> 00:29:48,610
Give me some love, homie.

537
00:29:48,830 --> 00:29:49,830
Oh, man.

538
00:29:52,719 --> 00:29:55,780
Dude, I missed you, man. It's been so
long since I've seen you.

539
00:29:56,340 --> 00:29:58,960
I missed you.

540
00:30:03,660 --> 00:30:04,660
Shay,

541
00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:21,600
what's up, dude? You're making us all
cry.

542
00:30:28,810 --> 00:30:29,890
What have you been up to, man?

543
00:30:31,530 --> 00:30:35,710
I've been home for over a week. I stayed
with my parents.

544
00:30:36,830 --> 00:30:38,690
I've been going through a lot of stuff
personally.

545
00:30:39,850 --> 00:30:42,210
And I kind of like ran away.

546
00:30:44,450 --> 00:30:46,670
I mean, I guess you got my text
messages, right?

547
00:30:48,090 --> 00:30:54,290
Yeah, I got all your messages. I kind of
just cut everyone off, unfortunately.

548
00:30:54,510 --> 00:30:56,650
No explanation needed in that
department.

549
00:30:57,180 --> 00:30:58,180
Completely get it.

550
00:30:58,280 --> 00:30:59,280
Yeah, it happens, man.

551
00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:02,380
I just want you to know, man, like,
we're here, dude.

552
00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:04,060
We're f***ing here.

553
00:31:04,940 --> 00:31:10,920
And... Shay, I'm asking you, do you feel
like you were

554
00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:16,780
addicted to pills? Or do you feel like
you were just... Like, if you didn't

555
00:31:16,780 --> 00:31:19,480
those pills, did you feel withdrawal
symptoms?

556
00:31:20,940 --> 00:31:21,940
You did?

557
00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:23,600
Holy s***.

558
00:31:26,380 --> 00:31:27,760
How many were you taking a day?

559
00:31:29,020 --> 00:31:31,960
On average, probably like five.

560
00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:33,580
Wow. Wow.

561
00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:39,800
The most I've ever taken is probably
like ten in a day. What?

562
00:31:40,860 --> 00:31:41,860
Oh, my gosh.

563
00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:45,720
Ever since I've known you guys, I've
always been on them. Holy shit.

564
00:31:46,260 --> 00:31:49,280
Instead of paying bills some months, he
would just buy pills.

565
00:31:51,080 --> 00:31:53,740
Hearing some of the shit that Shay is
going through, it's scary.

566
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:57,300
By all accounts, I mean, This is a real
addiction.

567
00:31:57,580 --> 00:32:01,580
It makes me feel like we're in our 30s
now. Maybe we can't get away with some

568
00:32:01,580 --> 00:32:03,200
this that we did in our 20s, you know?

569
00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:08,560
I knew you would judge me. That was one
big reason that I never talked to you

570
00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:09,119
about it.

571
00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:11,000
Did you have some guy that you'd get him
from?

572
00:32:11,260 --> 00:32:12,280
I did multiple people.

573
00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:13,680
Really? Holy shit.

574
00:32:14,060 --> 00:32:17,580
Things that an addict does, and I didn't
know I married an addict. I didn't know

575
00:32:17,580 --> 00:32:20,220
he had all these problems. I would have
helped him years ago.

576
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:25,660
I just feel like you're miserable with
me. I'm not. And it feels that way. I'm

577
00:32:25,660 --> 00:32:26,660
not, though.

578
00:32:26,740 --> 00:32:30,500
You were just so blacked out, drunk, and
depressed.

579
00:32:31,100 --> 00:32:32,600
You just haven't been happy.

580
00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:40,700
I have been so, so miserable and lonely
this past week. Thank

581
00:32:40,700 --> 00:32:43,880
God. I've been so miserable and lonely
for two years.

582
00:32:47,660 --> 00:32:49,180
Why did you marry me?

583
00:32:49,500 --> 00:32:51,960
Why? Do you regret marrying me? Like,
why?

584
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:53,200
Sheena, stop.

585
00:32:56,980 --> 00:33:00,960
I'm glad they're here, because when I
have conversations with you, I'm, like,

586
00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:05,580
intimidated by you. The second maybe I,
like, start expressing or get upset or

587
00:33:05,580 --> 00:33:09,940
something, you cut me off, and you take
completely over the conversation.

588
00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:14,560
If he's saying that you intimidate him,
you scare him sometimes in

589
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:15,820
conversations, like, you need to...

590
00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:17,160
Take that to heart.

591
00:33:17,300 --> 00:33:20,080
I'd rather just stay quiet and not have
a conversation.

592
00:33:20,380 --> 00:33:21,119
That's not okay.

593
00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:24,700
But I can't get anything out of her,
though. Don't wait for it to blow up to

594
00:33:24,700 --> 00:33:26,200
tell me, like, you fucking hate me.

595
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:27,480
I don't hate you.

596
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:31,180
Shay needs to speak up more.

597
00:33:31,460 --> 00:33:33,000
Sheena needs to listen more.

598
00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:37,800
And if they can figure out a place to
meet and all of that, I think that

599
00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:38,800
both be happy.

600
00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:41,940
I just don't want you to regret.

601
00:33:42,460 --> 00:33:43,840
I don't. I never, no.

602
00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:47,280
And, like, hurting you and seeing you
cry, like, kills me. And I just want to

603
00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:50,400
apologize for the dumb decisions I have
made.

604
00:33:51,220 --> 00:33:53,160
I went home because I needed to.

605
00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:56,720
But I feel bad leaving you, you know, to
defend for yourself.

606
00:33:57,620 --> 00:34:01,840
But I got my mind right. I got, you
know, I just got a lot of things out.

607
00:34:02,140 --> 00:34:06,000
I mean, you came back, but you didn't
really have a bag. So, like, I mean, are

608
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:10,139
you staying or are you going back to
your parents? I mean... No, I'm staying.

609
00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:12,020
I want to come home. Yeah.

610
00:34:12,699 --> 00:34:14,340
Welcome back, man.

611
00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:15,760
Thank you.

612
00:34:16,159 --> 00:34:18,719
There's just a lot of things I have to
work on.

613
00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:22,360
It would help me, too, if you just...

614
00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:29,219
You're just so polite and,

615
00:34:29,260 --> 00:34:33,850
like, quiet and, like... I'll just be
on, like, rambling and rambling and

616
00:34:33,850 --> 00:34:36,330
rambling, and then you'll just, like,
get, like, a word in, and then I keep

617
00:34:36,330 --> 00:34:39,030
talking and talking and talking. Like,
somebody's going to be like, can you

618
00:34:39,030 --> 00:34:40,030
and let me finish?

619
00:34:40,630 --> 00:34:47,630
Coming up, one thing I want to ask you,
which I

620
00:34:47,630 --> 00:34:50,010
did ask you last time, where's your
resume?

621
00:34:51,810 --> 00:34:52,949
Yeah. Okay.

622
00:35:15,270 --> 00:35:16,990
Hello. Hi. Hello.

623
00:35:17,610 --> 00:35:18,610
You remember me?

624
00:35:19,430 --> 00:35:22,790
Yes. Good to see you again. How are you?
Great, how are you?

625
00:35:24,710 --> 00:35:25,930
Back for more? Yeah.

626
00:35:26,710 --> 00:35:29,530
Okay. So you still want to work at Sir?
Of course.

627
00:35:29,930 --> 00:35:33,990
I thought I'd give this girl Brittany
another chance because Jax had asked me

628
00:35:33,990 --> 00:35:36,750
to. But, I mean, she's virtually in her
underwear.

629
00:35:37,550 --> 00:35:39,870
Again. Nice to meet you. I'm Brittany.

630
00:35:40,130 --> 00:35:41,130
Hi, Brittany.

631
00:35:41,370 --> 00:35:42,370
Okay, so...

632
00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:46,300
One thing I want to ask you, which I did
ask you last time, where's your resume?

633
00:35:48,020 --> 00:35:49,600
Yeah, we should have brought that.

634
00:35:51,860 --> 00:35:56,020
It was a good idea when you gave your
job interview to bring your resume. If I

635
00:35:56,020 --> 00:36:00,520
employ somebody, I want to know exactly
who they are, what they've done, where

636
00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:01,238
they've been.

637
00:36:01,240 --> 00:36:02,240
I know.

638
00:36:02,300 --> 00:36:05,060
Let's be honest. I mean, really,
Brittany's looks are her resume.

639
00:36:05,380 --> 00:36:06,380
That should be enough.

640
00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:09,460
So tell me off the top of your head,
what restaurant have you worked at?

641
00:36:09,860 --> 00:36:11,780
I've worked at Hooters.

642
00:36:15,069 --> 00:36:16,069
Hooters. Yes.

643
00:36:17,390 --> 00:36:19,670
Why did you say that? I have to tell her
the truth.

644
00:36:20,290 --> 00:36:27,090
Okay. It's just sometimes everyone
thinks, oh, Hooters, just kind of, you

645
00:36:27,090 --> 00:36:28,430
know, what are you going to do?

646
00:36:28,710 --> 00:36:29,930
Is that where you met?

647
00:36:30,470 --> 00:36:33,290
No, we met in Vegas. Okay, listen, she's
telling you her resume.

648
00:36:33,630 --> 00:36:34,910
Why do they call it Hooters again?

649
00:36:35,130 --> 00:36:39,390
Because you wear, like, the little
outfits more than you're wearing now.

650
00:36:40,070 --> 00:36:41,070
Uh, yeah.

651
00:36:43,339 --> 00:36:47,640
Jack thinks the only experience that she
needs is in bed with him, and it's not.

652
00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:51,500
So she's actually done me a favor not
bringing her resume because it's just

653
00:36:51,500 --> 00:36:53,640
of like a gift, really. I have the
excuse I need.

654
00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:58,000
Sorry, it will not work out for working
at Sir now.

655
00:36:58,420 --> 00:37:03,060
Now you guys are together because I can
see it's problematic. It makes it more

656
00:37:03,060 --> 00:37:05,960
complicated. Well, it doesn't if you
don't work in the same restaurant. You

657
00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:06,879
multiple restaurants.

658
00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:08,180
It's not like we have to work at the
same one.

659
00:37:09,060 --> 00:37:11,720
No, I don't think it's going to work out
like that at all.

660
00:37:13,190 --> 00:37:17,430
We don't encourage intercompany dating.
Do you understand?

661
00:37:17,790 --> 00:37:18,790
No, I understand.

662
00:37:18,970 --> 00:37:22,790
I feel like Lisa's kind of holding
Brittany to, like, an unfair standard

663
00:37:22,790 --> 00:37:28,570
she's dating me. I think she was just at
a loss before she even started. That's

664
00:37:28,570 --> 00:37:29,570
not fair.

665
00:37:29,770 --> 00:37:33,530
So I've got things to do. Okay. Thank
you. Good luck with that one. Okay.

666
00:37:54,540 --> 00:37:55,620
Do you want me to chop this up?

667
00:37:56,020 --> 00:37:57,020
Yes, please.

668
00:37:57,700 --> 00:37:58,960
Can you grab me a Capri Sun?

669
00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:00,200
Yeah.

670
00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:02,760
Ooh.

671
00:38:03,180 --> 00:38:04,180
Fancy.

672
00:38:05,900 --> 00:38:11,560
I can't wait until we have, like, a
house with, like, a dining room and a

673
00:38:11,560 --> 00:38:14,200
room table and we can eat like normal
humans.

674
00:38:16,060 --> 00:38:17,060
Hashtag goals.

675
00:38:17,820 --> 00:38:19,140
Good to have you back home.

676
00:38:21,020 --> 00:38:22,020
Good to be home.

677
00:38:23,050 --> 00:38:24,690
What did you do the whole time you were
back home?

678
00:38:25,430 --> 00:38:28,930
I spent a lot of time, you know, with my
family and my parents especially.

679
00:38:29,370 --> 00:38:31,650
It's being with the people that, like, I
feel most comfortable.

680
00:38:32,050 --> 00:38:33,210
But that could be me.

681
00:38:34,170 --> 00:38:37,210
Oh, not when we're going through what
we're going through. So what, I stay

682
00:38:37,430 --> 00:38:40,050
Where do I go move in with Tom and Tom
or, like, whatever?

683
00:38:40,290 --> 00:38:41,530
No, we work through it.

684
00:38:42,730 --> 00:38:43,730
You don't understand.

685
00:38:43,870 --> 00:38:47,870
You're not easy to work through things
with because I can't be honest all the

686
00:38:47,870 --> 00:38:48,910
time because you're intimidating.

687
00:38:49,230 --> 00:38:52,010
They can't get a word in and stuff like
that. That's why I left.

688
00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:58,200
Trying to get better about that. I
understand that, but I'm saying I'm

689
00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:00,060
get better about telling you how I feel.

690
00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:01,520
You know,

691
00:39:01,980 --> 00:39:05,660
do whatever it takes, you know, to fix
me, but to fix it.

692
00:39:06,100 --> 00:39:07,100
That's all I care about.

693
00:39:07,220 --> 00:39:12,860
The guy who I used to be, who's taking
pills and drinking too much and that,

694
00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:14,040
he's gone.

695
00:39:14,240 --> 00:39:15,480
I don't want to see him again.

696
00:39:15,780 --> 00:39:18,580
And it's fine to drink when it's an
occasion and we're having fun.

697
00:39:18,940 --> 00:39:22,760
So I'm not being like, oh, you need to
be clean and sober and never drink

698
00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:23,840
It's just...

699
00:39:23,900 --> 00:39:24,900
Well, the thing is, yeah.

700
00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:26,900
Find the happy medium. That's all I'm
saying.

701
00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:33,540
I don't think I could ever be with
someone who's completely sober because

702
00:39:33,540 --> 00:39:40,200
that's not reality with the life I lead
with my friends. What he needs to do is

703
00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:42,800
just sip. You don't have to drink to get
drunk.

704
00:39:43,260 --> 00:39:44,740
Drink to get a good buzz.

705
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:49,160
We did have an agreement, and I'm
sticking with that.

706
00:39:55,850 --> 00:39:58,710
I don't want you to think this is
because I don't trust you.

707
00:39:59,010 --> 00:40:00,010
I know. I understand.

708
00:40:00,410 --> 00:40:03,170
If marijuana is positive, I'll give you
a pass.

709
00:40:04,130 --> 00:40:10,370
My goal would be, by our one -year
anniversary, that we're in a way better

710
00:40:10,370 --> 00:40:12,690
place. I guess I should go handle this.

711
00:40:12,990 --> 00:40:14,210
You can finish your grease on first.

712
00:40:15,190 --> 00:40:16,350
It's a Jesus farm.

713
00:40:16,670 --> 00:40:20,350
And that's what I told him. I said, I'm
going to test you as much as I have to

714
00:40:20,350 --> 00:40:23,570
until I trust that you're not taking
anything again.

715
00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:25,940
Going to drain the Lutheran.

716
00:40:30,620 --> 00:40:35,480
Coming up. He doesn't need rehab. Do not
sweep. I'm not going to. Pull up that

717
00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:38,080
rug. Absolutely. And clean out the
cobwebs.

718
00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:55,560
Hello. Hi.

719
00:40:56,920 --> 00:40:59,060
Eric, can you ask somebody to bring me a
cup of tea?

720
00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:00,320
Sure. Thanks.

721
00:41:01,140 --> 00:41:02,180
So how are you doing?

722
00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:04,960
Better emotionally.

723
00:41:06,460 --> 00:41:12,240
So where are you at in your head? We had
a good breakthrough conversation that I

724
00:41:12,240 --> 00:41:14,920
think is going to put him on the right
path.

725
00:41:15,589 --> 00:41:19,590
But if you've been doing stuff for eight
years, it takes more than one

726
00:41:19,590 --> 00:41:21,190
conversation. Oh, absolutely.

727
00:41:21,550 --> 00:41:25,270
And he's been divisive, and he's been
lying to you. My point is, you said that

728
00:41:25,270 --> 00:41:27,650
you have done it on your own. And I
don't think life's that simple.

729
00:41:28,150 --> 00:41:30,810
There are a lot of people as strong as
you that haven't been able to make

730
00:41:30,810 --> 00:41:31,810
addicts quit.

731
00:41:32,330 --> 00:41:37,390
I know I married the right person, and I
know we're going to get through this.

732
00:41:37,550 --> 00:41:40,390
It's not going to be easy, but I'm not a
quitter.

733
00:41:40,650 --> 00:41:41,910
He does need help.

734
00:41:42,330 --> 00:41:43,330
He doesn't need rehab.

735
00:41:43,550 --> 00:41:47,730
Well, you say that. No. You say that. I
mean, it wasn't like he was taking 10 or

736
00:41:47,730 --> 00:41:49,490
15 a day. Some days it was two.

737
00:41:50,210 --> 00:41:51,330
Some days it was five.

738
00:41:52,010 --> 00:41:55,230
The most he ever took in one day, he
said, was probably close to 10.

739
00:41:55,510 --> 00:41:57,570
But that was a long time ago.

740
00:41:57,810 --> 00:41:59,130
How do you know it's not lying to you?

741
00:41:59,470 --> 00:42:00,970
Because I make him pee in a cup.

742
00:42:02,570 --> 00:42:05,710
And I'm just like, hey, next time you
have to pee, go pee in there.

743
00:42:07,690 --> 00:42:08,770
She's not a nurse.

744
00:42:09,010 --> 00:42:10,690
She's not an addiction specialist.

745
00:42:11,420 --> 00:42:18,220
It's not normal to be doing random pee
tests with your husband. That is not

746
00:42:18,220 --> 00:42:21,980
really the foundation of a good and
happy marriage.

747
00:42:22,300 --> 00:42:28,880
Do not sweep. I'm not going to. Pull up
that rug and clean up in cobwebs and get

748
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:31,700
with it, you know. You put your foot up
his ass.

749
00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:33,860
Oh, it's far up there.

750
00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:35,400
Okay.

751
00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:39,200
Next time on Vanderpump Rules.

752
00:42:39,900 --> 00:42:40,900
Kristen Doughty is over.

753
00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:43,020
I had fun last night, you know? I did,
too.

754
00:42:43,240 --> 00:42:45,340
Don't we have a new fraternization rule?

755
00:42:45,720 --> 00:42:49,300
Are you trying to sabotage La La and
James? He's going to sink his own ship.

756
00:42:49,300 --> 00:42:50,300
don't have to do anything.

757
00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:54,500
James has said so much about you. He's
like, she's a slut, she's a whore.

758
00:42:56,780 --> 00:42:58,600
You'll be in a basic bedside.

759
00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:05,020
I really don't think he's going to fuck
up again. I think he's going to do

760
00:43:05,020 --> 00:43:07,980
everything in his power to make me the
happiest woman alive.

761
00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:12,580
I have milk. That is no longer shelf
life in that marriage. That is so neat.

762
00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:15,920
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